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Why Men don’t have a clue and Women always need more shoes

Allan and Barbara Pease

Phewhh! A book with a very long title! Actually the authors also wrote Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps; also with a long title. Huhu. I also had done with it! Actually the authors not have any intention to make a comparison between the gender, but more to give some guides for us to be in happy lifestyle with minimizing our stress with the other gender. Maybe not all of them are accurate, but sometimes you will laugh if notice you are in the hole! 

ü  A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

ü  Have you ever noticed that all women’s problems start with men?

Men-opause

Men-strual pain

Men-tal illness

Guy-necologist

His-terectomy

ü  If a woman slaps a men’s face in public, everyone assumes he’s in the wrong.

ü  A woman usually wants to be heard, not fixed.

ü  Silence from a man doesn’t mean he doesn’t love her, it means he wants quite time.

ü  Men don’t get lost – they simply discover alternative destinations.

ü  “We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.” –Allan Pease.

ü  I married Mr. Right; I just didn’t know his first name was Always.

ü  When she’s sharing personal confidences with you, she’s not complaining. It means she trusts you.

ü  “Can I get into trouble for something I haven’t done?” asked the student.

“No,” replied the Headmaster.

“Good- I haven’t done my homework.”

ü  If you demand others tell you tell you the truth then punish them, you tell them to lie to you to protect them.

ü  If you feel everyone is lying to you, you need to examine your own behavior and attitudes first- the other is only half of the equation.

ü  A woman will lie to make you feel good. A man lies to make himself look good.

Women are too complicated?